Bridie the unicorn impaler is the antithesis of the antithesized… she enjoys stickers resulting from bad acid trips, sexually confused polar bears and pondering why chickens don’t lay pink eggs. She blames Lisa Frank in part for the cultural embrace of sparkly vampires and the time she broke her sisters nose for putting a rainbow kitten on her Clash cassette.
Favorite authors: machiavelli
Favorite color: black
Favorite movie: the princess bride